Top Ten reasons you very
likely are an Isper
Here we go.....:
10) You're firmly convinced
that the "Warning! No unattended package"
signals are exposed in airports simply to prevent Postal Service
employees
to steal them.
9) Filling your
"curriculum vitae" for job's application, you mention
nothing but your fantasy MLB/NFL/NBA best accomplishments.
8) After be surprised sleeping
with your best friend's wife, you apologize
by just saying: "I was told by the manager to get ready to pinch
hit!".
7) When you car fails to get going, you scream madly: "Oh, shit! It
switched
to nagravision 2!".
6) If the restaurant's waiter drops and breaks into pieces your
"pastasciutta" dish, you immediately pick them up looking for
cork.
5) Before throwing a 10 eurocents into "Fontana di Trevi", you
wait for your
catcher's signal.
4) Sometimes you unexpectedly call your girlfriend "Selen".
3) After the call-up for compulsory military service, you try to avoid
it
using the "Commands"-->"Change nick"
scroll-down-menu button.
2) When your wife or girlfriend complains about your ferocious quickness
in
making love you answer: "That's what no-huddle-offense is all about,
for
godsakes!"
....aaaaand the number one reason you very likely are an Isper iiiis:
1) You don't exactly remember if it's was either 2001 or 2002 that Padre
Pio
was inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Frà (aka Jim Edmonds)
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